OKES Design Consult (fun): 2013

Friday, 13 December 2013

see grammar

See grammar on top say Mandela die: **painful exist! * * Shocking lose! * * Mandela is gun! * * We wil mix u! * *Braking news! * * Foreva on our hats.... I just saw someone who wrote, "Why ar d gud actors dieing,wot is Nollywood turning to, RIP mandela, i'll miss ur film". Must we all talk? I tire ooooo ......... Lolzzzz

wow

Someone had DIE as STAR, Someone had DIE as HERO, Someone had DIE as LEGEND d latest, Will anyone die as GULDER?

Monday, 2 December 2013

ONE 4 ME, ONE 4 YOU

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d loot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but dey didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passes near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: "one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u".... He immediately sober up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... "Father, pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery"... Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued : "one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'... Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n says: "wat about d two @ d gate?"... Come see marathon race!..d priest almost run pass d church gate..shouting "We are not dead yet oohh!!!

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Igos

Thursday, 31 October 2013

A MAN and HAMMAR

A man is in court. The Judges says, A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty", said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise. The Judge continued "..... and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"? "Guilty", said the man in the dock. Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!! At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?" He replied "He is my next door neighbor". The Judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comments". The man replied "NO, your Honor, you don't understand. Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer, to beat my wives and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have one"!!!