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See grammar on top say Mandela die: **painful exist! * * Shocking lose! * * Mandela is gun! * * We wil mix u! * *Braking news! * * Foreva on our hats.... I just saw someone who wrote, "Why ar d gud actors dieing,wot is Nollywood turning to, RIP mandela, i'll miss ur film". Must we all talk? I tire ooooo ......... Lolzzzz

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Someone had DIE as STAR, Someone had DIE as HERO, Someone had DIE as LEGEND d latest, Will anyone die as GULDER?

ONE 4 ME, ONE 4 YOU

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d loot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but dey didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passes near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: "one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u".... He immediately sober up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... "Father, pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery"... Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued : "one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'... Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n says: "wat about d two @ d gate?"... Come see marathon race!..d priest almost run pass d church gate..shouting "We are not dead yet oohh!!!